Big girl looking for big fun

Hey guys, my name is Teressa and I am a full figured fun machine. I like large bowls of ice cream covered with chocolate syrup. If you're packing big meat then I am the woman for you, nothing less then a 64 ouncer will satisfy my wants and needs. I have a 78 Ford Pinto that I converted to single seat and a convertable just so I could squeeze every last ounce of delicious goodness that is my body into the car. I love the great outdoors, blocking the rest of the population from sunlight is one of my favorite pass times. I am currently unemployed as there is not a great demand for a retired Macy's day parade float, their loss!!

I do a little bit of racing here and there, I have a turbo charged Rascal Scooter that will demolish all once I tune my nos timer a little more. Harry was supposed to over night my parts from Japan, but that was 10 years ago and not a single part has shown up, must've been jacked in transit by those bastard Honda Civic owners, fucking ricers! Anyways I hope you all get to know me and I get to enjoy your company and refridgerator a lot.

Toodles!

Damn you sound fine as hell
i know this guy named brad whos into that shit

Oh you mean Brad Kessler? That fine looking fella has already gotten a piece of Big Mama!!! I sure do like that Matthew McConaughey looking lad. I guess I was too much woman for him though, because he was all up in this for a week or so and was gone faster then my pulse after walking to the bathroom (its only a 5 step journey). I just wanna know when you're gonna let me take one of those famous jet ski rides?!